The Dregs © Rebecca Chapa May 2008
Ev’ry party has them, you all know the kind
First to get there they drink your good wine
You don’t know where they came from
Without an invite
Yeah they’re the dregs
They’re at every tasting
They mooch all the food
Monopolize winemakers, they’re really quite rude
And then they have the nerve to give attitude
Yeah they’re the dregs
Dregs ya know what I’m saying
Dregs drink all your Champagne
It’s such a shame
We’ve got the dregs
They’ll drink your La Tache but bring Yellowtail
At every event they’re drunker than hell
They’ll even use your name for a reference as well
Yeah they’re the dregs
Dregs ya know what I’m saying
Dregs drink all your Champagne
It’s such a shame
We’ve got the dregs
Some of you may think you’re immune
But you who inspired this tune
Unless your name is Jancis or Hugh
I’m pretty sure you’re a dreg too
Dregs can be winemakers that overvinify
They can be educators and those who just try
And don’t forget all those sales guys
Yeah they’re the dregs
Masters of Wine and Sommeliers
Retailers Writers, You’d be amazed!
Wine Critics are the worst I’m afraid
Yeah they’re the dregs
Dregs ya know what I’m saying
Dregs drink all your Champagne
It’s such a shame
We’ve got the dregs
We’ve got Dregs
