The Dregs

21 08 2008

The Dregs © Rebecca Chapa May 2008 

 

Ev’ry party has them, you all know the kind

First to get there they drink your good wine

You don’t know where they came from

Without an invite

Yeah they’re the dregs

 

They’re at every tasting

They mooch all the food

Monopolize winemakers, they’re really quite rude

And then they have the nerve to give attitude

Yeah they’re the dregs

 

Dregs ya know what I’m saying

Dregs drink all your Champagne 

It’s such a shame

We’ve got the dregs

 

They’ll drink your La Tache but bring Yellowtail

At every event they’re drunker than hell

They’ll even use your name for a reference as well

Yeah they’re the dregs

 

Dregs ya know what I’m saying

Dregs drink all your Champagne 

It’s such a shame

We’ve got the dregs

 

Some of you may think you’re immune

But you who inspired this tune

Unless your name is Jancis or Hugh

I’m pretty sure you’re a dreg too

 

Dregs can be winemakers that overvinify

They can be educators and those who just try

And don’t forget all those sales guys

Yeah they’re the dregs

 

Masters of Wine and Sommeliers

Retailers Writers, You’d be amazed!

Wine Critics are the worst  I’m afraid

Yeah they’re the dregs

 

Dregs ya know what I’m saying

Dregs drink all your Champagne

It’s such a shame

We’ve got the dregs

We’ve got Dregs